09.20.12

The New York Times Has Contempt for You

Posted in Africa and Arabia, Big Brother, Big Media, Election of 2012, Islamofascism, Obama Administration, Unexplained Mysteries, comedy, stupidity at 22:53 by Toby Petzold

On his program this evening, Bret Baier held up a copy of today’sNew York Times and said that it did not contain a single story about Libya. Is that really possible? The so-called “Paper of Record,” just nine days after our consulate in Benghazi was attacked and our ambassador murdered, had no new details to report? That’s embarrassing. Nor is it credible.

The Fourth Estate stands suspect with the regime it supports.

08.13.12

Debate Moderators Announced

Posted in Big Media, Election of 2012, comedy at 22:45 by Toby Petzold

The debate moderators have been named for the three Presidential debates this season: PBS’ Jim Lehrer, CBS’ Bob Schieffer, and CNN’s Candy Crowley. ABC’s Martha Raddatz gets the Vice Presidential debate.

Quick! Name the conservative.

On Principle

Posted in Democrats, Election of 2010, Election of 2012, History, Obama Administration, Unexplained Mysteries, comedy, racism, treason at 22:35 by Toby Petzold

Say, did Obamajesus ever get around to explaining why an invocation of executive privilege based “on principle” had to wait til the final hours before a contempt vote was taken against his attorney general to be made? That is to ask, if you genuinely believe that you have a right to cover up the serious lies your Justice Department told the Congress, why was the claim invoked so tardily? It should have been asserted ab initio —instead of looking like the deed of last resort that it actually is. Pathetic. What are these liars hiding?

I’ll bet we find out sooner than expected. Not as soon as the final confirmation on all those rumors of Harry Reid’s pederasty, but soon enough.

08.12.12

Sgt. Wasserman Schultz

Posted in Big Media, Democrats, Election of 2010, Election of 2012, Obama Administration, Romney-Ryan 2012, comedy, moonbats, personal, stupidity at 19:50 by Toby Petzold

I’m watching FNC’s John Roberts (right!) interview DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and she refuses to acknowledge anything. Won’t acknowledge that Bill Burton’s Super PAC is associated with the Democratic Party. Won’t acknowledge that the ad that Priorities USA Action is running is based on multiple lies and is plainly unethical horseshit. Won’t condemn the miserable Harry Reid’s slanders based on an anonymous source that Romney hasn’t paid his taxes. Won’t answer a question honestly or directly because she is the mouthpiece of an anti-American regime and party that live by lying.

If you don’t believe in American exceptionalism, then you aren’t going to know how to make this society prosperous again. Instead, you’ll do what Obamajesus does, which is lie and divide. Lots of loose talk about what’s “fair” and who’s getting a “chance” in a world where “you didn’t build” anything. But this is the rhetoric of reparationism, which that communist mentor of his in Honolulu probably put in his smoke-addled brain. What will make such a man and his acolytes accountable? Somehow, the President’s idolators must not only be made to eat shit, but be seen to be made to eat shit. It’s the only way they’ll learn: when they are crushed in service of failure and condemned to remember it.

Romney-Ryan 2012!

08.05.11

Massachusetts Liberal Advocates Censorship

Posted in Big Media, Democrats, comedy, moonbats, stupidity at 11:07 by Toby Petzold

Listen to John Kerry talk about shutting down dissent.

You know what’s less self-aware than self-identified liberals who preach tolerance and broad-mindedness?

Nothing. They’re all liars.

04.04.11

An Example of Obama’s Contempt for You

Posted in Democrats, Election of 2012, Eminently Occidental, Islamofascism, Obama Administration, Unexplained Mysteries, comedy, moonbats, racism, stupidity at 21:56 by Toby Petzold

The least American President of my lifetime announced his candidacy for re-election today. That he made this threat so obliquely (i.e., with no actual statement made to our faces) may speak to his own recognition of the absurdity and essential cowardice of his leadership. Or it could just be his usual level of presumptuousness.

But on this very same day, Obama also sent his racist attorney general out to announce (obliquely, as is the fashion) that their policy of trying Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other Islamofascist murderers in civilian criminal court (and in NYC, natch!) was wrong all along and that they will instead be tried at Guantanamo Bay in a military court. As they should have been. All along.

Where, then, are the consequences of this craven reversal? Nowhere. Obama won’t be made to answer for such an inside-baseball issue among the vast majority of his supporters because it was never anything more than the moral preening of incoherent ideologues. Foreign-born mass murderers (and a few merely treasonous ones) have rights under our Constitution? And that trying them in civilian criminal court would somehow mark a triumph for American Justice? What asshole delusions! Obama and other post-Americans who think like him spent so much time agreeing with the Islamofascists that Guantanamo Bay was indeed the very center of American brutality and abuse of the Religion of Peace that they were compelled to abandon trying these bastards as war criminals in favor of a cruel circus in Manhattan that not even the wretched hack Chuck Schumer could abide. Obama’s opposition to Guantanamo was crap from start to finish because it was just him trying to square his campaign rhetoric with the hard reality of doing his job of protecting us.

So, hippies, is the prospect of Hope and Change v.2.0 enough to make you overlook Obama’s lack of principles yet again? He probably thought so —and has put your idolatry to the test again.

08.25.10

The First Amendment is Now a Taxable Privilege in Philadelphia

Posted in America, Big Media, Democrats, Election of 2010, New Economy, Obama Administration, Unexplained Mysteries, beauty, comedy, moonbats, personal, stupidity at 02:28 by Toby Petzold

And I can’t find any comment from notorious anti-car tosser and alleged economist Duncan Black, the Philadelphia-based apologist for Paul Krugman, regarding this absurdity.

What’s up with that? I mean, Black’s blog is obviously a money-maker, so is he going to be, as Joe Biden says, patriotic —or is he gonna fight the power?

06.25.09

The Last Temptation of Jacko?

Posted in America, Big Media, Eminently Occidental, comedy at 17:02 by Toby Petzold

I actually have my TV on CNN right now: if the diseased freak Michael Jackson actually is dying, I want to get my breathless, celebrity-obsessed bullshit straight from the horse’s ass.

That’s Wolf Blitzer, baby.

Fucking garbagemen, all of you.

UPDATE: That may have been the stupidest mixed metaphor I’ve committed in days. Carry on.

06.12.09

Letterman

Posted in America, Big Media, Republicans, comedy, personal, stupidity at 20:55 by Toby Petzold

When I was a kid, I enjoyed the hell out of David Letterman. He had a huge influence on mine and my brothers’ senses of humor.

But I stopped watching him a very long time ago because he turned into a miserable prick who enjoys hurting people’s feelings and humiliating them. I even remember the moment I vowed to stop watching him. One night —maybe 15 years ago?— he had on an old gentleman farmer who had brought a collection of vegetables he had grown that resembled famous faces. A potentially cute little segment that Letterman turned into a vicious attack on this old man’s dignity. Dolly Parton was a guest and I believe she even remained for that part of the program. I very much doubt the grand dame of Sevier County, Tennessee appreciated Letterman’s assholishness, although I don’t remember her reaction for a fact. (Maybe I should write her and ask if she recalls that night. I’ve seen her on a lot of programs lately and she’s as charming as ever.)

Anyway, this joke Letterman made about what is essentially the rape of Sarah Palin’s 14 year-old daughter the other night was stupid, mean, and unfunny. He should be a man and make a full and unambiguous apology. But no one is going to make him because he has bought the good opinion of asshole liberals everywhere with his gratuituous swipes at Republicans. He’s insulated against criticism because of his politics. That’s a bad thing for our culture and for women, in case you were wondering.

(Yeah, I know I’ve written this same post before, but Letterman’s a jerk who deserves for his mistreatment of that old man to be remembered forever. And now he can be remembered as someone who likes to make cracks about young girls being raped.)

05.20.09

Cross-Composted

Posted in America, Democrats, Earth, Election of 2010, Eminently Occidental, History, New Economy, Science, Unexplained Mysteries, comedy, energy, moonbats, personal, religion, stupidity at 17:06 by Toby Petzold

Just think about all the eerie similarities between the Religion of Global Warming and certain monotheisms we know:

There’s certainly prophecy.

As well as eschatology.

And a seemingly inexhaustible measure of zealotry.

Did I mention disputes over doctrine and the constant striving for orthodoxy, generally?

Could also mention tithing and rituals and martyrdom and all the lying.

Lying? You bet. There’s a lot of nonsense that one is obligated to believe. Credo quia absurdum. But the hippies don’t see it my way. Instead, they believe themselves to be heroic saviors of the Earth because of where they come down on the “issue” of carbon dioxide.

This carbon tax that Henry Waxman and other discredited Californios are trying to implement is a giant fucking Socialist power grab. Wherever you live, tell your Congressman that you don’t want to fork over a mortgage payment’s worth of taxes every year to some United Nations-managed treasury of carbon-meritoriousness. This is a scam, dude. A post-American economy-destroying scam intended to enrich the Democratic Party and its collaborators.

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