06.25.09

The Last Temptation of Jacko?

Posted in America, Big Media, Eminently Occidental, comedy at 5:02 pm by Toby Petzold

I actually have my TV on CNN right now: if the diseased freak Michael Jackson actually is dying, I want to get my breathless, celebrity-obsessed bullshit straight from the horse’s ass.

That’s Wolf Blitzer, baby.

Fucking garbagemen, all of you.

UPDATE: That may have been the stupidest mixed metaphor I’ve committed in days. Carry on.

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