01.26.09
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Jesus Christ! I just remembered that Joe Biden is the Vice President of the United States. There’s no excuse for that coming as a surprise to me, but it just did! Ha, ha! I have forgotten (i.e., chosen not to) watch Big Media’s transmissions to you humans for so long now (weeks and weeks!) that it was actually necessary —for the briefest moment— to search out that answer in the card catalog of my mind.
“Now, who’s our Vi—”
Joe Biden!
Ha, ha, ha!
Now, you kids won’t understand this, but take it from a very elderly 39 year-old: Biden is a clown-assed mofo. I’ve been watching this guy do his schtick for well-nigh a quarter-century and it’s all bullshit. Picking him for the VP was Obama’s final and most unambiguous word on his assessment of that office: it is not to be respected or to presume upon his own authority. Cheney wallered it out for a generation to come.
Biden isn’t impeachment insurance as Quayle was, but he is certainly a sacrificial anode on the pipe that Newguy is burying in America’s backyard right now. So enjoy the show, Changelings.
