Cash Money
The Obama cult announced today that it raised $52 million in June, much to the disappointment of people like me who were hoping that the Messiah’s power to cheat people out of their money had finally begun to dwindle. Now, of course, we know that Obama is the better choice because that’s a lot of money and, if there’s anything this campaign has taught us, it’s that fundraising is the same as competence.
Remember when that was the metric with the first black President? He pretty much wrecked the Democratic Party for the last six years of his administration, but he was mighty handy at getting people to pony up.
Here’s hoping that Bill continues to sit on his hands.
