TOBY PETZOLD

Wolf Blitzer is a ridiculous man with all this nonsense about Hillary breaking up today in front of a New Hampshire audience. Could it be more oversold? I broke up worse yesterday at my little brother’s 30th birthday party talking about my first memories of holding him.

But, yeah: Hillary’s worried. Not a blubbering mess, but worried. She believes in her own destiny and it may or may not unfold for her as she has long wished. It’s potentially humiliating, no doubt. You’d have to willingly suspend your disbelief to think otherwise.

What’s vastly more ridiculous is this interview Wolf’s doing with Bill Bradley. It’s another chance to run the tape of Hillary “breaking up,” but Bradley really wants to talk about Obama in messianic terms that make me queasy. Obama reflects the light of those around him? He’s a bridge-builder and blah, blah, blah?

The Democratic Party is nuttier than a fattened squirrel on Viagra. Is it really possible that they’re so scared of Hillary that they’d hand the car keys over to Barry Obama? Suicidal lust and all that.

Don’t focus so much on Barack Hussein Obama’s obvious underqualifications. Instead, pay attention to whom he’s surrounding himself with. I want to know who’s giving him advice because it’s really a question of the company he keeps.

Check out this hippie in the school cafeteria, publicly supporting John Edwards. Right there on CNN for all the world to see. Man! He’s never going to live that down. That’s like Iowa Republicans voting for Mike Huckabee in a landslide.

Hillary thinks she’s above showing a little leg, but she’s wrong. Get feminized, woman, or forget about the Oval Office.

It’ll be funny if the Democrats actually make an essentially unknown black man their nominee just because he’s opposed to a war that he and they don’t have sense enough to recognize as historically positive for Arab/Muslim democracy and for American business. Wouldn’t that be something like conceding the bankruptcy of their position on this war and going ahead with a choice that says, “Look at us! We stood by our convictions and made a minority our nominee just so we could look ourselves in the eye again.”?

The System won’t let Hillary lose this nomination. Bill won’t allow it.