TOBY PETZOLD

Oprah of Nazareth will lead a rally this Sunday for Barack Obama in Columbia, South Carolina.

Admission is free, but organizers ask that each attendee bring one canned food item (or a fish and/or a loaf) for the needy. Or maybe just a starstruck expression and a worshipful attitude.

Remember: last shall be first.

(No flash photography allowed.)

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