Career-Endingly Pathetic
Jesus Christ! Can you imagine living this down?
“Please! Don’t go! We’ll have to go back to reporting actual news if you turn out not to be the godforsaken liar we already knew you were but’re hoping you aren’t, anyway!”
Disgusting.
Throaty McHuskington: you are done.
(Thank you to the blog More Pressing Matters for letting me lift this.)
