TOBY PETZOLD

Have you noticed lately —now that summer is unofficially upon us— that the little Coppertone girl has lost her asscrack?

Hasn’t lost the filthy-minded dog, mind you, but has lost her posterior cleavage.

Why don’t they just put a fucking burkha on her and shoot the dog?!

(And thanks to this guy for noticing the same.)

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